Meet the Salt Boys
Sam
Host and the owner of the velvety bass in your ears. Reader of posts and keeper of the intro and outro. Singer of the theme song and the weekly salty songs. Moderator of a Marath discord and Marath stax enthusiast. 12.4% Salty.
Mike
Co-host and professional sleepy boy. Keeper of the Salty Card of the Week and often the voice of reason. Editing support. Obsessive Sisay Tutor Chains innovator. Our little Pistachio boy. Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike.
Tony
Co-host and asker of “But Sam, what’s salt?” Slightly more foul-mouthed than Sam. Unhinged giggler. Lover of S-tier Selvala (a terrible cEDH deck). Often on trial for salt-based crimes. The Archiest of Enemies.
Honored Guest Hosts
Nick
The Mythical Fourth Pod Member. Frequently in a blood feud with Tony. Sometimes as salty as Sam.
Pat
Azami stan and resident poison enthusiast. Spicy deck builder. Tony better watch out.