Host and the owner of the velvety bass in your ears. Reader of posts and keeper of the intro and outro. Singer of the theme song and the weekly salty songs. Moderator of a Marath discord and Marath cEDH enthusiast. Often in the editing room. Talks the most for better or worse.

Co-host and asker of “But Sam, what’s salt?” Slightly more foul-mouthed than Sam. Unhinged giggler. Lover of S-tier Selvala (a terrible cEDH deck). Often on trial for salt-based crimes. Ob Nixilis is life. Call him Mr. Borderless.

Co-host and professional sleepy boy. Keeper of the Salty Card of the Week and often the voice of reason. Bastion of rules and cards. Obsessive Sisay and Lotho player. Our little Pistachio boy. Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike.